I'm fluffy - Shellie
As long as wasn't 'you all met on the internet' or something. - Mrs. Fong
Don't look at my head when I'm speaking - it does all sorts of weird things. - Mike
I'm not blonde, I'm just from another world - Christina
I didn't know you could lurk in real life - Adam
I keep wanting to kill me. - Mike
All the good men are taken, gay, or dead - Jennie (I guess I'm dead - Mike)
I declare it to be less funny - Adam
Eric's cute, but how are you going to get him into your sleeping bag? - Jennifer
That's so cool - this fort has movable parts and every thing. - Eric
Oh, thank you, blink reflex. - Adam
With fingers that long you don't really need skill. - Shellie
The Evil Wizard Raoul is NOT ticklish! - Adam
I'm perfectly innocent; don't you know that? - Christina
I didn't know that bats were that flamable - Eric
Oh, Look! Trees! - Eric
Aaagggh!! Floating hair bubbles - Adam
Photo Op! Get a picture of Mike with a cold hose down his pants. - Guerin
It's only when you flip me upside-down, hurt me, and make me do strange things. - Leslie
Defenses breached: outer layer down: must protect core integrity! - Adam, while being tickled
How can I torment you when you look cute, jump up and down, and whine? - Shellie
If you rub yourself back and forth on a tree you could probably cut it down. - Guerin
Right now i bet you're thinking "I wish Adam was here. He knows how to handle women." - Jennifer
Eric has just informed me that he is no longer conscious. - Leslie
If I were a paper towel, this is the kind of paper towel i would be; though i'm not sure i'd pick the heart pattern. - Eric
Oh, look! They deleted her nipples! - Shellie
He's such a temptress. - Eric
I just realize i'm rocking back and forth. I am rocking back and forth, aren't i? - Eric
It must be late; suddenly I feel like cooking. - Cindra
See? He doesn't react when I bite him. - Shellie
You don't get to sleep until she's satisfied. - Shellie
Psychic whappage: wow, i'm good. - Adam
There was this one time I almost died... - Guerin
Don't mock my fries, they're very sensative. - Eric
I hope that piece of wallpaper was missing before we got here. - Shellie
I'm much more interesting with a balloon. - Adam
Quotes
- Quotes Two
- Quotes Three - Quotes Four
Freak
Out 2001